Saturday, April 26, 2014

Never Judge a Package by its Product

Insurance Ad Review series: Progressive

How could anyone not like Flo? She's quirky and sweet, even if lacking a certain professionalism about insurance. But that serves only to endear her more to the indiscriminate insurance buyer. Nothing creepy or insulting about Flo’s presentation; just a pleasant greeting and...
   “Oh yeah, we've got that!”
And she jumps to retrieve the boxed product from its shelf.

Product? Insurance, a product... like a loaf of gluten-free bread or replacement wiper blades for your car?

This is one case where promotion of insurance service disserves the public. May as well speak of your doctor's care as a commodity; another medical product warehoused for distribution by retailers of health. There may be certain parallels or similarities in good business practice and ethics. But properly speaking,   one's relationship to a consultant–whether for health or financial well-being– is as the client not consumer of goods. We're talking about a contract, even a partnership... at every stage of the insurance agreement, from shopping to application and purchase, to claim settlement and policy replacement.

Pretending simply to grab a package from the shelf... No, that concept of insurance is just wrong from the start. And Progressive company marketeers must know better. Full disclosure: I used to represent this insurer as agent (for commercial and recreational vehicles mostly), so I certainly know better of Progressive. But it's an error perpetuated by the whole insurance industry, ever since Allstate proposed to skip standard agency distribution and sell insurance like hats or umbrellas from behind a counter at the Sears Department Store. They were successful enough that others followed –20th Century, Colonial Penn, Wawanesa–eventually even skipping the local store or office: so that all a client ever knows of his insurer is a different voice on the telephone whenever daring to call and wait yet again for a turn at the virtual phone desk or service center. Finally, agency-based insurers aimed to join the fray, urging neighborhood agents to relinquish policy service to national phone centers so they could peddle pre-packaged programs instead.


Lately, the Progressive Insurance Company ad campaign has taken a turn away from Flo as their human face to the public, substituting an utterly fake persona-- one very annoying cartoon character in the form of...

No! Say it isn't so. Sweet Flo is replaced by a box:

The Box

See also Boxed Wedding

Hey, they even let you make your own Progressive Auto box

Somehow, it was inevitable, I suppose– rather like the Fairy Tale Princess turned cruelly into a toad or worse, a frozen TV dinner package. Makes about as much sense as boxed insurance


Compare yet another opinion: Flo Gets More Company

You too can make yourself up to look like Flo’s bobblehead doll:
Flo Insurance Girl Costume